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Heaven is where the police are British, the mechanics German, the cooks are French the lovers Italian, and all is organize by the Swiss. (Eliane Kirchner)
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| 99 Budgies
A blonde went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock.
"We have 99" replied the shop owner.
"Give me the lot" said the blonde, paid for them and left. She went to a tailors shop and had 99 pockets sewn into a jacket, put a budgie in each pocket, went up to the Post Office Tower and jumped off.
She hit the ground with an almighty smack and lay there groaning until a passer-by came and asked her what had happened. "I don't know sir" she replied "but that's the last time I try that budgie jumping"
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